Easter in March? I don't think so!!

Which one of the early christians decided that once every so many years Easter should arrive in March? They oughta be shot! Easter should come with new life, not just one lousy dafodil poking its trumpet through a bunch of dead grass and leaves! The woods look like mud holes in March, and it looks like spring will never come. Easter should arrive with Azaleas in full bloom. Tulips and dafodils should be shouting their colors everywhere! The temperatures should be in the seventys and you should say,"Ahhhhh!) when you walk outside. Grass should need its first mowing. That's when Easter should arrive. I think that I will write to our presidunce. Ol' dubya will fix it!!
The Ol' Curmudgeon